At some point in the past, I believe due to auto-correct changing “wines” to “wizards”, Sue and I just started calling wine “wiz” when we send a grocery list back and forth. Whenever I ask if she wants red or white wiz the Dragonlance nerd in me wishes that there was a “black” wine so that all three schools of magic would be covered.

And this is why at age 36 I’m still a huge dork.